tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36773662860528255872012-02-16T12:43:10.395-05:00Jimbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14306832561229094226noreply@blogger.comBlogger151100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3677366286052825587.post-31588075515600539672009-02-25T00:25:00.002-05:002009-02-25T00:27:15.363-05:00

Not really. This blog is done, but I'm moving over to a new website called Zombie Zebra, where I will continue to regularly post.Read my exit/entrance interview here: http://zombiezebra.com/2009/02/25/please-allow-me-to-introduce-myself/This was fun, I'm moving it to my own .com because of how much I'm digging it. I'll miss you most of all Mr. Scarecrow.

Jimbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14306832561229094226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3677366286052825587.post-62375064648972735592009-02-15T17:16:00.002-05:002009-02-15T17:23:29.097-05:00

I should have had a pretty shitty week. I worked 8:30 AM - 10:00 PM most of the week, came in on Saturday, worked from home a bit on Sunday, and so I pretty much didn't have anytime for myself. But in a weird way, I find that comforting and I can usually make the most of the time I have when I'm super-busy. It enables a kind of focused clarity that otherwise is impossible. So, in my mind, I

Jimbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14306832561229094226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3677366286052825587.post-60478510601233266292009-02-11T00:50:00.005-05:002009-02-11T01:10:44.238-05:00

OK, I had an idea the other day that I would make a "Bucket List" on the blog. I never saw the movie, so I'm just guessing that it's a list of things you want to do before you die. Well, here's my totally reasonable list:Learn to play at least one decent Billy Joel or Elton John song on the piano and be able to sing along to it. The whole song.Go whale watching.Finishing writing one of my

Jimbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14306832561229094226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3677366286052825587.post-7088065089622596782009-02-03T23:37:00.003-05:002009-02-03T23:53:21.256-05:00

OK, so I've been super-duper-uper busy lately, and I don't mean just my usual "only 1 movie after the Knicks game before my pre-bed episodes of 30 Rock" either, I'm actually watching less than 2 hours of TV a day and everything. Crazy. Also, I'm coming down with a little something. I was feeling a little cold coming on, then I accidentally turned on my A/C during the night so I woke up frozen.

Jimbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14306832561229094226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3677366286052825587.post-9005032895176648542009-01-26T17:21:00.021-05:002009-01-26T20:36:06.248-05:00

Not trying to be racist, this is the first google image for "chinese new year ox dragon" since this post is about Chinese New Year, it's the year of the ox and dragons are factually awesome.Let's review what Yahoo and Astrology.com think is going on with me horoscopically, since it's Chinese New Year time. I'm Year of the Dog,* so I just need to click away at that, and let's see what they think:

Jimbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14306832561229094226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3677366286052825587.post-90669008126598339372009-01-22T00:15:00.005-05:002009-01-22T00:25:13.848-05:00

OK, I suppose it's my duty as a blog-owner to talk a little bit about what just happened. Of course, I'm not referring to the senses shattering mindfuck* that is the Arizona Cardinals in the Super Bowl, but the less surprising fact that we have a Commander-in-Chief with a Kenyan father. Yesterday was a historic day. Regardless of whatever else happens he will be one of the presidents that goes

Jimbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14306832561229094226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3677366286052825587.post-20035347417606836812009-01-15T10:59:00.004-05:002009-01-15T11:03:43.217-05:00

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Pittsburgh-mayor-Luke-Ravenstahl-is-now-Luke-Ste?urn=nfl,134346I liked reading this. A lot of people don't understand why I love sports so much, but this really encapsulates everything I love about it. Everything that's right about sports. It's something so fleeting and worthless, yet can be so whimsical and transcendent at the same time.

Jimbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14306832561229094226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3677366286052825587.post-72837086869831871452009-01-13T22:19:00.003-05:002009-01-13T22:24:12.466-05:00

Look at this. This thing is so cute that this picture could make stalin's ghost want to make a snowman just so I have someone to hug. I just wanted to share that after all the negativity I unleashed a few days ago.BTW, it's a baby aardvark, or as they call them in australia a baby clawed kangaroo rat pig.

Jimbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14306832561229094226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3677366286052825587.post-31581153777411563312009-01-11T17:30:00.003-05:002009-01-11T17:39:10.574-05:00

OK, I understand that the Giants won the Super Bowl last year in the most dramatic of fashions. That was the sports highlight of the decade for me, and I appreciate it greatly. I understand that as a result I am still in the Championship refractory grace period, so I really can't be too mad, but genetically I am mandated to complain, so I'm going to use this space to complain for a little bit,

Jimbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14306832561229094226noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3677366286052825587.post-12093464024456542402009-01-04T15:36:00.004-05:002009-01-04T15:41:33.995-05:00

You know that commercial where they take the people that have never had a burger before and get them to try both a Whopper and a Big Mac as a true blind taste test? What kind of bullshit is that? First off, I don't buy for a fucking second that someone who has never had a burger before would take one bite and then make a decision; they would immediately eat both burgers and just say “oh my

Jimbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14306832561229094226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3677366286052825587.post-52730966488566045682009-01-03T17:17:00.004-05:002009-01-03T17:52:28.820-05:00

I really cannot shave. I just don't think I know how to do it correctly. I'm in my mid-20's, so I've been shaving about half my life, and yet sometimes I still cut myself and I have no fucking idea how. I'll just be doing my thing, making the cream disappear and then blammo, there will be a little red line streaming down. Mother fucker. I don't feel anything, I'm not aware of any particular

Jimbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14306832561229094226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3677366286052825587.post-60046016885865363202008-12-28T11:58:00.004-05:002008-12-28T12:23:57.964-05:00

Hello friends, the first couple of posts have been very sports-heavy, so I'm going to ditch that theme and take some time to digest some holiday cheer by writing some random ramblings of stuff I've been thinking, none of which (yet) really deserve a full blog.You should never play Mario Kart around children... you will curse. Seriously, I've never said "freaking" so many times in my life ("Uncle

Jimbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14306832561229094226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3677366286052825587.post-12074465264685817472008-12-26T02:39:00.003-05:002008-12-26T02:44:46.760-05:00

I'm just about to go to bed following Christmas and in the last few hours I've ran the gamut of introspective thoughts more intensely than I do most nights. I want to write a blog, but it's like two thirty and I need to go to bed. It's a shame, the music I was listening to makes me want to write something so badass that it'd be comparable to something Bruce Willis would say a terrorist with a

Jimbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14306832561229094226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3677366286052825587.post-71687325077639763842008-12-15T23:31:00.002-05:002008-12-16T00:28:58.250-05:00

NOTE: I'm not a fan of animal abuse, the title of this post is meant to be satirical. I do wholly endorse everyone mailing feces to DeSean Jackson, that part was serious.So, I'm watching the Eagles play the Browns on Monday Night Football, wishing I were asleep instead. I'm watching to see if DeSean Jackson will be able to score 0.05 or more fantasy points in the 4th quarter so I can win in one

Jimbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14306832561229094226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3677366286052825587.post-9155958108559098062008-12-08T18:41:00.000-05:002008-12-08T18:44:28.812-05:00

OK, so this blog is titled “David Lee Needs a 'Stache“ and I suppose I need to explain why. Well, I guess it was about a month ago that I was at opening night for the Knicks at MSG and I started thinking about a few things. The predominant thought was that the Knicks are one of the flagship teams in the NBA (along with the Celtics, Lakers, Bobcats, and Bulls) and yet they really don't have any

Jimbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14306832561229094226noreply@blogger.com0